heteroh:

when people ask you personal questions

starlightshoe:

• dobby pussy indulgence
• shrimp heaven
• oh worm?
• country girls make do
  
• so…chunks huh?
• goth gf
• pie charts where its _ and _ in a different color
  

makethelastonecount:

I wonder if anyone has ever written about me

foreverravenclaw:

Okay of course I’m happy that Malala got accepted to Oxford, but I really want to know more! What did she write for her personal essay- “Just google me bitches”? Did she have to do an interview and if so did she just plonk her nobel peace prize down on the table? Did her student counselor advise her to apply to other crappier places just in case she wasn’t accepted? Was there anyone who actually turned down freaking Malala Yousafzai, I need to know!!